On this page I declare the formation of a Grand Company; a great dedication to whimsy; a mighty challenge to beauty; a rebel howl to the onerous; a solemn oath to truth.

Such that the goals of the Company shall be: to respect the dignity and intelligence of the player; to foster within the player their own whimsy; to strive not for maximum profit but for maximum whimsy and longevity through which to do so; to be honourable to those within and without the Company.

Should any of these sacred tenants be trodden, torn down and disgraced, without remorse or restitution, this message will self-destruct.

The Grand Hugh Company

"Our game is bitumen!"